The Black Cloud Brigade: A Mission Statement
>> Monday, October 12, 2009
We here at Black Cloud Brigade headquarters feel it's important for potential recruits to understand exactly what it means to be a part of the BCB. So to help further educate our potential recruits, we offer this short mission statement to outline the goals and views of this elite group.
The BCB reserves the right edit this mission statement as it sees fit. Member of the Brigade are encouraged to suggest additions and/or revisions.
The Black Cloud Brigade Supports:
The Beautiful Game
The US Men's National Team
Eurosnobbery
Mr. Wilco
Spreading the word of Ginge, no matter how misguided and ridiculous it might be
Roosters that play the footy
The Black Cloud Brigade Opposes:
Mexican National Team
Jack Warner
Blind Support of a Club or Country Team
Ill-conceived kit designs
Diving
Clark Hunt
Goalkeeper Timewasting
American Football Lines on a Soccer Pitch (in Soccer Specific Stadiums)
Family Friendly Football
FieldTurf
Michael Hitchcock
The Black Cloud Brigade WILL criticize anyone and everyone, including those it supports. No one is immune for criticism.
The Beautiful Game
The US Men's National Team
Eurosnobbery
Mr. Wilco
Spreading the word of Ginge, no matter how misguided and ridiculous it might be
Roosters that play the footy
The Black Cloud Brigade Opposes:
Mexican National Team
Jack Warner
Blind Support of a Club or Country Team
Ill-conceived kit designs
Diving
Clark Hunt
Goalkeeper Timewasting
American Football Lines on a Soccer Pitch (in Soccer Specific Stadiums)
Family Friendly Football
FieldTurf
Michael Hitchcock
The Black Cloud Brigade WILL criticize anyone and everyone, including those it supports. No one is immune for criticism.
8 comments:
that opposes list is too short.
It's a living document, the list will grow.
i vote we add field turf to the list.
Maybe mention Jack Warner again, just to make sure he gets the point.
Can we oppose Mexico?
Oppose Mexico. Done.
I think that it's a given you oppose the Mexican National Team since "diving" is already on the list.
Don't you think Michael Hitchcock belongs on the 'opposed' list?
Count me in!
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