So What Should U.S. Soccer Get for those Hookers?

While the U.S. players still had to go out and get the job done on Sunday against Egypt, you can't overlook the contribution made by some South African prostitutes to the victory. Seems some of the Egyptian players got a little to excited to early after their defeat of Italy. They still needed a result from today's match to move on to the semifinals of the Confederations Cup and a night of bedroom olympics are generally not the best way to prepare for a football match.

So the question begs to be asked, did anyone see if any of these ladies of the night were wearing Clint Dempsey or Landon Donovan jerseys? I kid of course, why would U.S. Soccer give them jerseys, that would be to obvious!

These Egyptians players were just guilty of being far away from their wives and girlfriends and having a reason to celebrate. Of course, it would be completely rude of U.S. Soccer not to compensate the ladies who helped drain the energy (and other things) from the Egyptian players...at least Sunil Gulati's secretary should send thank you cards. Maybe some flowers? Oh, I got it! A free series of blood test.